Respectfully I meant that as a joke
Baby sucking breastmilk playing "can you share" song by Cocomelon
higgs boson particle endows particles that move through it with mass, higgs boson walks into a church, and the priest says sorry, we don't allow higgs boson in church and the higgs boson says, but without me, you cant have mass,
The non-Asian model used in Parenting Book for Asians
Singapore
Do the model - dad figure in photo B (back cover of the book) represent the majority of the Asian male population?
Answer: No.
Does the marketing of this book suggest that Asian women prefer non-Asian partners?
Answer: The non-Asian dad figure in the book confuses me.
For a book sold in Singapore where the majority of the population are other races apart from non-Asian; wouldn't it be appropriate to show a Chinese, Malay, or Indian model dad to target the masses?
Answer: The masses idolise the minority.
Does this show that local women prefer non-Asian men over Singaporean Chinese/Malay/Indian men?
Answer: Perhaps.
Perhaps the target audience is intended for non-Asian dads and Asian mums. In that case, may I suggest the title of the book be rephrased?
Did you ever have the experience of time standing still, a moment that felt like it would never end?
My mate, John says drinking lots of alcohol sanitise & kill any Coronaviruses inside your body. Bottoms up, homies.
Yes. Constipation on a toilet bowl.
Buy red gloves. If you got human blood on your dishwashing gloves. No one will know
Scene. Male actor browsing sex disease medical book to realise there may be a sex disease virus on the book. Horror look and music
How to differentiate want and need. Want = you are still breathing even if you don’t get what you want. E.g. if the pretty girl that you don't consume because she doesn't grant access. U live. Need = Food & Water = Things that if you don't consume, you be dead physically.
Smart people don't talk much. People who talk a lot don't know much. On the other hand, professors do talk for hours in class
Do U people call it miniature golf or just golf to u
If people asked u: "Where r u from?” U says: “Mom"
I have OBE. What’s OBE? Over bloody eighty
What happens when I sleep? I don't know I'm asleep
I have been studying the coronavirus just like every one of you and come to these conclusions. It is highly intelligent.. attends a conference in Hyatt.
It knows how to enjoy life....stays in Sentosa and cruises for holiday.
It is deeply religious.. attend Churches.
But also gambles at MBS and it's preferred banker is DBS
Being a man of science, it's witches
What is your biggest gripe right now?
Not having as much sex as possible while I'm still young and healthy.
Have you ever attempted to do something that you have always dreaded to do? How did it feel?
Fart in public loudly. I felt embarrassed yet relief via dopamine rush to my brain.
What are the things people should cancel from their life?
Toxic relationships. Farting & Burping outside the toilet. A plethora of things that prevent people from achieving immortality, everlasting beauty and infinite wealth and freedom.
What is something you’ve learned that you lean on daily?
I learnt to sit a few months after I was born
What is one common practice today that you think will be illegal in 20 years?
Farting in public. No, no one can predict the future. Do you know the lottery numbers tonight?
Is there one piece of clothing that you love so much that you would wear it every day if you could?
My own skin
What would you wear to work if there were absolutely no restrictions on your attire?
My own skin.
What has been your longest fast?
6 hours
What was the most unexpected personal note you ever found on your windshield?
The message “clean your window” written by finger on my brown mud dirt layered window.
What is your favourite thing to do when no one else is around or when you’re alone (does not need to be censored)?
Masturbation via imagination with a female version of myself so I won't be violating other people.
Masturbation is also healthy according to WebMD. See: Your Guide to Masturbation
Meet Your Second Wife - SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc
Kind-hearted ginger policeman.
I’m using.
What r u using.
Coffee
Book title cover says. Let me convince you
Why did u punch me!? There's a fly on Ur face dude
Wanted criminal poster design headshot. Unwanted
Incinerate dirty nappy
Never go full retard by tropic thunder movie
Your top lip n bottom lip needs to meet n become close friends. Shut up
I forgot to bring my jacket. It's in the hotel keeping my cupboard warm
Bald guy joke. Is my hair good?
I don't have a bad hair day coz I look the same every day
Rooster below beak is testicles
Happy birthday. Candle on broccoli
Melbourne to Singapore is 7 hours flight. With a child, it's 14
Air steward guy
Octopus has 3 hearts. One for each girl
Silent fart while travelling up the escalators just before alighting at the face of the person behind
Mixed blood kid with Chinese dad n Caucasian mom. Outside is blonde Caucasian & inside = Asian genes. Colloquially. White rice.
Mind tricks
Q: Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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A: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said "water", then proceed to the next question.
Fill the form that asks you what sex are you as: unknown
DORSCON - ORANGE! means
D on’t
O ver
R eact
S ingaporean,
C an
O r
N ot -
O il,
R ice
A nd
N oodles
G ot
E nough!
If our mind can comprehend infinity as a single concept word "infinity" What does this tell you? : The Kia Who Knew Infinity
You will look like your mom 30 years later. Cash grab your men while you are still young!!! Do it for Louis Vuitton, I mean for your children's future!!! 😘😘😘
Plane travel immigration card. Fill toddler's occupation in as unemployed
After drinking expensive spring water do u think clearer? Do u feel vitamins gushing around your heart? Does Ur HP increase?
Why did the coffee file a police report? He got mugged.
I'm age 10 to 80
Alexa joke "Why did the banker quit his job?" answer: "He lost interests"
Cup quote "Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them."
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, lastly the suffering.
Give yourself a laugh by YouTube "Dirty Jokes" and listen on the train.
Write a paragraph of a serious police report. Highlight words in the paragraph that makes an erotic sex story.
POLICE Report 👮♀️👮♀️👮♀️
Incident Type: Robbery
Victim: Jianfa Tsai: Store Owner. Male, 30, Chinese Hokkien
Suspect: Candy Chloe: Female, 16, Caucasian American
On February 14, 2018, at approximately 17:38, the suspect entered a 7-Eleven and bends over to steal $232 from the cash register at gunpoint and she gestured threateningly while demanding that Jianfa give her his money from the register. Two other guys came in with stocking masks and a loaded gun. Jianfa said in his witness statement to the intruders "Don't shoot. Just take my money." and ran behind the sweets shelves with the help of Michael Cummings, his employee! The only customer in the store was Andrea Jane. She heard the robbery taking place but did not see it as she was in Jianfa store's restroom hiding behind a GIANT erected milk advertisement. A passer-by heard the commotion and called the police station! Meanwhile, behind the Candy shelves, Jianfa and Michael were at a loss on what to do. Fortunately, Deputy Michelle Pole arrived at the scene responding to Jianfa's 911. Unfortunately, words failed to describe the carnage events that happened later that night.👮♀️👮♀️👮♀️